A tissue? Really? What the hell are you planning to do with that? Smother Uther?
Why is she putting it in a cauldron?
Is she making soup? I don’t understand
Dat ass though
I mean - what…what is…
Is that a parsnip?
More Reasons Why Steph Loves Her Roommate
- Roomie & I have tough day. Decide to watch a movie. She suggests Star Wars.
- We put in Star Wars. Suddenly she goes, “OH MY GOD, want to watch X-Men?!”
- I flail in agreement and we put in X-Men: First Class (which she gave to me for my 21st birthday, because she’s a quality human being)
- Michael Fassbender shows up in his wetsuit and she yells “Dude, BUTT!” at the same moment that I go “Oh my god that ASS!”
- My roommate is a perfect woman.
‘I have so much shit to doooooooo’ she groaned as she put in the Star Wars DVD and sat down with a cup of tea.
Movie Trailer of the Day: God Bless America, the latest uproariously twisted comedy from weirdo-actor-turned-weirdo-director Bobcat Goldthwait, gets its first official trailer.
The film, which stars Joel Murray as a 45-year-old unemployed divorcee with a brain tumor who teams up with a nutty teen named Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) to cleanse American culture of its false and foolish idols, is due in theaters May 11th.
It will also be available On Demand starting April 6th.
[hulu.]
I AM SO GODDAMN EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE OKAY
*FLAIL*
I DON’T EVEN KNOW OKAY
