February 2012
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My roommate just smoked weed for the first time...
She’s adorable.
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“You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank....”
– Fight Club (1999)
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Living in the grey area.
Yesterday, out of nowhere, I ended up chatting with a girl from my ethnic studies class for an hour. We’d never met or spoken before, but something clicked and we both opened up and talked about everything from our our fears of graduating, and the racism and sexism still prevalent in society, to how awesome Star Wars is. One idea we agreed on was that life is hard to handle because...
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Obama for America: “I’m going to make a special... →
barackobama:
“I’m going to make a special plea to the press—not just the folks who are here, but also your editors—give this some attention. This is the kind of stuff, what these young people are doing, that’s going to make a bigger difference in the life of our country over the long term than just about…
Look, I’m all for science and math and all that, they’re fantastic...
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I was fucking stupid to take on so many things...
I’m enjoying the majority of them, but I’m also constantly exhausted and never see people outside of class or rehearsal. I never have any really “free” time - if I’m not doing work when I have a break, it’ll bite me in the ass like hell. Fuck this.
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I miss my long hair.
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Microsoft Word: well-being is wrong. It should be well being.
Me: Oh, okay. *changes*
Microsoft Word: well being is wrong. It should be well-being.
Me: Mkaaay....*changes back*
Microsoft Word: well-being is wrong. It should be well being.
Me: WTF MICROSOFT WORD MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND.
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“I’ve never known anyone who’s so completely okay with being such a...”
– Crystal, who gives the best compliments
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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You were never there when I needed you to be.
You couldn’t be counted on at all, and that’s kind of a big part of the significant other job description.
So why is it so difficult to get over you? I can list off a million reasons of why you were an asshole and why we don’t work but it always ends with “But I still want you back.”
Fuck you for screwing me over, fuck you for disappointing me, and fuck you for...
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“Sandy: I love karate!
Spongebob: I love kar-ah-tay!
Squidward: I hate all of...”
– Spongebob Squarepants
Squidward is my spirit animal