April 18th
5:42 PM

Gwen and Milkshakes

  • Roommate: Gwen is SUCH a flirt with everyone!
  • Me: Her milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard.
  • Roommate: Except for Merlin.
  • Me: She kisses him in the first season!
  • Roommate: Yes. But he doesn't, like, come to the yard...for her milkshake.
January 28th
10:51 PM

More Reasons Why Steph Loves Her Roommate

  • Roomie & I have tough day. Decide to watch a movie. She suggests Star Wars. 
  • We put in Star Wars. Suddenly she goes, “OH MY GOD, want to watch X-Men?!”
  • I flail in agreement and we put in X-Men: First Class (which she gave to me for my 21st birthday, because she’s a quality human being)
  • Michael Fassbender shows up in his wetsuit and she yells “Dude, BUTT!” at the same moment that I go “Oh my god that ASS!”
  • My roommate is a perfect woman.