"I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad where they were trying to say like — you know those ads where it’s like, “Don’t download things illegally, et cetera,” —- and the way they did it was they were like, “You wouldn’t steal a purse, would you? You wouldn’t think of stealing a car.” And I was thinking about it, I was watching it and I was like, “You know what? I would steal a car if it was as easy as touching the car and then thirty seconds later I owned the car. And, like, I would steal a car if by stealing the car, the person who owned the car, they got to keep the car. And um, I would also steal a car if no one I had ever met had ever bought a car before in their whole lives."
Wiki Dependency of the Day: Katie Notopoulos is using her Twitter account to catalog the complaints emanating from Millennials worried about how the Great Wikipedia Blackout of 2012 is going to affect their school projects.
THERE’S THIS GREAT FUCKING THING
CALLED A LIBRARY
IT’S A BUILDING
WITH FUCKING BOOKS IN IT
AND YOU GO THERE
IT’S FREE
AND YOU READ BOOKS
AND GET INFORMATION FROM SAID BOOKS
AND GET OFF YOUR FAT, STUPID, PRIVILEGED, FIRST WORLD ASSES.